You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

  1. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!
  2. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
  3. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

  • I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
  • I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.
  • I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

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*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

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